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Nagyapam feltamadt es a Tescoban feliratoz

The nickname

  • GEORGE: Well, Jerry, I been thinkin'. I've gotten as far as I can go with George Costanza.
  • JERRY: Is this the suicide talk or the nickname talk?
  • GEORGE: The nickname. George. What is that? It's nothing. It's got no snap, no zip. I need a nickname that makes people light up.
  • JERRY: You mean like...Liza!
  • GEORGE: But I was thinking...T-bone.
  • JERRY: But there's no "t" in your name. What about G-bone?
  • GEORGE: There's no G-bone.
  • JERRY: There's a g-spot.
  • GEORGE: That's a myth.
“Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun, you don’t stare at it. It’s too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away.”
Jerry
“I don’t want hope. Hope is killing me. My dream is to become
hopeless. When you’re hopeless, you don’t care, and when you don’t care, that
indifference makes you attractive.”
George
“You go to the beach, go in the water, put your wallet in the sneaker. Who’s gonna know? What criminal mind could penetrate this fortress of security? I tied a bow. They can’t get through that. I put the wallet down by the toe of the sneaker. They never look there. They check the heel, they move on.”
Jerry

Leg man

ELAINE: I never knew you were so into breasts. I thought you were a leg man.

JERRY: A leg man? Why would I be a leg man? I don’t need legs. I have legs.

“You see, once something is wet, it’s wet. Same thing with dead: like once you die you’re dead, right? Let’s say you drop dead and I shoot you: you’re not gonna die again, you’re already dead. You can’t overdie, you can’t overdry.”
Jerry
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